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I love keeping up with old friends, watching everyone\u2019s funny YouTube videos, and I even get a kick out of the effervescent political rants that are becoming more and more popular recently.\n\nBut for some reason as I was scrolling through the newsfeed reading a bunch of inane status updates, I suddenly thought to myself, \u201cWho gives a crap?!\u201d\n\n\u0022\u0022\u003Ccenter\u003E\u0022\u0022== Sponsored Ads ==\nLooking For A Boyfriend Online? Try Loveawake Free Dating Site:  \n[[https:\/\/www.loveawake.com\/free-online-dating\/Sweden-dating-service.html?gender=male\u0026amp;page=5 Find Swedish Boyfriends]] | [[https:\/\/www.loveawake.com\/free-online-dating\/Finland-dating-service.html?gender=male\u0026amp;page=5 Meet Finnish Boyfriend]] | [[https:\/\/www.loveawake.com\/free-online-dating\/Norway-dating-service.html?gender=male\u0026amp;page=5 Norway Single Boyfriend]] | [[https:\/\/www.loveawake.com\/free-online-dating\/Denmark-dating-service.html?gender=male\u0026amp;page=5 Danish Boyfriends Online]] | [[https:\/\/www.loveawake.com\/free-online-dating\/Netherlands-dating-service.html?gender=male\u0026amp;page=5 Date Dutch Boyfriend Near You]] | [[https:\/\/www.loveawake.com\/free-online-dating\/Belgium-dating-service.html?gender=male\u0026amp;page=5 Single Male Friend From Belgium]]\u0022\u0022\u003C\/center\u003E\u0022\u0022\nFacebook is incredibly self indulgent. It\u2019s a way to let everyone on your \u201cfriends\u201d list know who, what, when, where, and how you\u2019re doing. Also known as a way to make them jealous of all the awesome things you have and do and all the fascinating people you hang out with. Barf.\n\n\/\/Look at my Instagram photos. I can turn everyday objects, like the EZ Mac I had for lunch, into art thanks to a filter and a border. And my ironic captions serve as social commentary.\n\nHere are 27 webcam photos of me. I\u2019m really really ridiculously good looking. Check out all the interesting faces I make.\n\nAll of my friends are really really ridiculously good looking too. Here\u2019s a photo of us at a trendy bar. It\u2019s trendy because you\u2019ve never been there. I even check into my apartment, which is also trendy because you\u2019ve never been there.\n\nHere\u2019s a picture of me making kissy face with my cat. She rescued a child from a well last year.\/\/\n\nAnd if that wasn\u2019t irritating enough, then you start dating some former-model-turned-nuclear-physicist who\u2019s so gorgeous he looks like he\u2019s from another planet. So now in addition to all the usual obnoxious posts, every relationship milestone is documented online and the status updates reach a whole new level of irritating.\n\nFor example\u2026\n====Pictures of the flowers he sent \u201cto my office for no reason!\u201d====\nAs if getting flowers for no reason while you\u2019re at work wasn\u2019t enough a of spectacle, now everyone on Facebook has to know that your boyfriend thinks you\u2019re special on a random Tuesday, not just Hallmark holidays. Got it.\n\nStatus updates on what your \u201camazing boyfriend\u201d did while left to his own devices.\n\nBecause much like when a tree falls in a forest and no one\u2019s there to hear it, when your boyfriend cleans the house and cooks dinner, it only counts if you announce it on Facebook. I suppose normally, he spends the day navel gazing and thumb twiddling so anything more advanced than that deserves a shout out? Not only does he know how to work the vacuum and the stove, but he probably s*!#$ rainbows too. Guess chivalry isn\u2019t dead after all.\n====Couple self portraits.====\nClearly there was no one else around when you took the picture in a public location and\/or you still haven\u2019t figured out how to work the timer. The only thing more annoying than couple self portraits are sequences of couple self portraits: smiles, funny face, you kiss me on the cheek, now I\u2019ll kiss you on the cheek \u2026 now hold my hair while I vomit.\n====Relationship statuses in general.====\nBecause it\u2019s not official until it\u2019s on Facebook. Your frienemy Cindy from college starts posting photos of her with her Ryan-Gosling-look-alike boyfriend. Intriguing. But until you get the notification, \u201cCindy is in a relationship,\u201d you\u2019re just speculating.  A few months go by and Facebook informs you, \u201cCindy is single.\u201d Maybe Ryan should have sent more bouquets of flowers for no reason or cooked dinner more often instead of studying the contours of his belly button? At least he was easy on the eyes. Make sure you comment on Cindy\u2019s newly single status with your condolences and offer support you have little intention of actually giving her.\n====Engagement ring photos.====\nEveryone needs to see your four carat emerald-cut bedazzler. And no way would you post the photo before you got a manicure. The only time these photos aren\u2019t irritating is when the girl has chubby sausage fingers; then they\u2019re sweet in a way.\n====Wedding day countdowns.====\nOnly 372 more days until I become Mrs. So-And-So!\n\nWell, not exactly. You\u2019re not going to be Mrs. Anybody until you spend two hours at the town clerk\u2019s office getting extra certified copies of your marriage license, three hours at the DMV, five hours at the social security office, and two hours at the post office updating your passport. According to my calculations, you won\u2019t officially be Mrs So-And-So until three years from now, and even that is a generous, but likely inaccurate, estimate.\n====Professional photographer photo shoots.====\nPhoto shoots are great for your Save-The-Date card and it\u2019s a perfect way to document a really special time in your lives. Unfortunately most of the photos that come out of these shoots are awkward and should remain on the cutting room floor. Don\u2019t feel too bad. Professional models can spend hours taking hundreds of photos and only get ONE usable shot. And that\u2019s considered a successful shoot. You are not walking the runways in Milan for a reason. Posting every single photo of you awkwardly holding hands with your fianc\u00e9, frolicking in a meadow, or feigning a tender moment as the sun sets in the distance will only emphasize that you\u2019re an amateur on a good day. Pick one photo. That\u2019s plenty. We get the idea.\n====\u201cHoneymoon\u201d Photos.====\nThese don\u2019t have to be photos of your actual honeymoon. Any couple\u2019s vacation photos fall into this category. Examples include pictures of the lavish hotel room, the view from your balcony, your knees with the ocean in the background and a drink in your hand, either of you frolicking on the beach like a Victoria\u2019s Secret model reject. We get it; you\u2019re having a fabulous time in paradise and we\u2019re all sufficiently jealous. But I\u2019m wondering why you\u2019re spending so much time posting photos instead of ravaging your significant other in a cabana somewhere. Just a thought.\n====Happy Anniversary!====\nThree years ago today I married my best friend and the love of my blah blah blah\u2026\n\nThese are usually accompanied by a photo from that \u201cspecial\u201d day. Congratulations, but even if I went to your wedding, you\u2019re probably the only ones celebrating your anniversary, so this post is really superfluous and irrelevant to the majority of your Facebook audience.\n====Photos of your 5 star dinner.====\nWhether it\u2019s a birthday dinner, anniversary celebration (see above), or a regular Wednesday night, you just can\u2019t resist posting a picture of your girlfriend leaning over a jellybean sized dessert on a big white oddly shaped plate with \u201cHappy Whatever\u201d written in chocolate sauce. Bonus points if this photo is from your actual honeymoon.\n\nBut perhaps the most irritating thing about all of these types of posts: I\u2019m guilty of all of the above!\n\nIt\u2019s one thing to look at everyone else\u2019s perfect Facebook life and mutter, \u201cUgh, they\u2019re so annoying \u2026 there\u2019s no way they\u2019re that happy all the time.\u201d It\u2019s another to have that reaction to your own perfect Facebook life. Truthfully, my life is far from perfect. But looking at my own Facebook posts, I do want to mutter \u201cugh \u2026 so annoying\u201d and punch myself in the face. 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